May 2013
beyoncebeytwice:
its not a real holiday unless it gets me out of school
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Frankenstick! ft. Tomas Jurco & Co.
inbox:
liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2007 is my biggest regret
“I’d like to raise both of my middle fingers to him and anyone who thinks...”
– M.I.A. (via justin-verlander)
This is Hockeytown: copperbooom: Henrik Zetterberg... →
copperbooom:
Henrik Zetterberg had a good laugh when it was suggested the Red Wings try a pea under Johan Franzen’s mattress Friday night.
Given how closely the little word sounds to a certain call of nature, Zetterberg was momentarily confused.
“I’m like, ‘Why would we do that in his…
royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
hey-hey-hockeytown:
Did you know,
a record number of 54 octopi were thrown onto the ice during one game of the 1995 Stanley Cup Final
during the average playoff game, 25 octopi are thrown
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tomithejellyfish:
unfollower:
no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused
wowie thank u
Me: I gave you everything I had, everything there was to me. My love, my support, my trust, my time... and this is what I get back? You're not even putting in any effort. Do you not even care? After everything we've been through? It's like the past year meant nothing to you. You know what? I'm done.
Me: *turns off hockey game*
tupacabra:
“…and that’s my presentation.”
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give 'em the gourmet shot: you know youre from... →
jjredick:
saintbobrovsky:
youknowyourefromnjwhen:
you go anywhere out of state and you get weird looks for asking for a bagel
do jersians think that bagels are their thing because i mean i had one this morning in the lovely state of pennsylvania
I live in CANADA and we have…
balloonney:
teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them
and think the video is broken when it stops to load
“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”
“work in pairs”
fairgroundsoldier:
jhaeserrano:
weezly:
wwiao:
my friend was walking down the street playing on her nintendo 3ds and it alerted her that there was another nintendo 3ds being played really close to her and she looked around and there was this guy walking down the other side of the street playing his 3ds and she ended up walking over and saying hi AND THAT IS HOW SHE MET HER CURRENT...
