ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william
snazzy-lemon: am i the only one who thinks this sounds accusing like you posted this this is your fault
TW: anorexia and eating disorders
delikatny: Cake or collar bones dry thinning hair?? Pizza or a thigh gap dry peeling skin?? Ice cream or hip bones dull eyes?? Food or a nice body death?? Think before you eat encourage others to throw their lives away by posting your pro-ana shit all over the internet where vulnerable naive teenagers can read and imitate your illness that you don’t even possess.
hiddleswiggles: averagefuture: robert downey jr’s face was meant to be on cats okay what sorcery is this? Ehehehe
Band member: Hi there!
Band member: How are you guys?
Band member: Good!
Friend: I seriously don't understand what shipping is, or why it's called shipping.
Me: You ship a relationSHIP.
Me: You ship the ship
Me: You want them to have sex.
me on 2007: I must like every single page on facebook
me on 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook
today in history class my teacher asked what’s the name of the terrorist group that is responsible for 9/11 and the kid she picked to answer said alpaca. alpaca.
hurpaderp: my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her #bonus round: i do hear her and i actually answer four or five times and i hear nothing but silence back
How does Aladdin break a melon open with his knee?
plot twist: kelly clarkson's dark side is actually that she is a minion of satan
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL